Grumpy Bear

Proudly Introverted

“Stay home. Save money. Be happy.”

Birthday

February 28

Grumpy Is Best Known For

Get off my lawn energy

Little Joys

Peace
Quiet
Canceled plans
Personal space
Absolutely nobody asking him for anything

Pet Peeves

Mornings
People

Grumpy’s Favorites

Food

Comfort foods and anything with extra carbs. Also, begrudgingly eats salads while complaining.

Drink

Coffee (black, extra strong), hot chocolate (when no one is looking), and tea with minimal effort.

Music

Lo-fi beats for working (not because he likes it, but because it drowns out distractions), 80s music when feeling nostalgic, and grumpy jazz when in a mood.

Places

Anywhere quiet like mountain cabins, cozy bookstores, or small diners where nobody bothers him.

Activity

Complaining about doing things, but secretly enjoying finishing them.

Hobbies

Grudgingly journaling, gaming (mostly single-player games where he can avoid people), watching true crime documentaries, and baking (only because it means eating).