Sassy Cat

Could You Not?

“Sorry, not sorry”

Birthday

October 14

Sassy Is Best Known For

Knocking things over

Little Joys

Naps in inconvenient places
Claiming the best seat
Knocking things off surfaces
Getting attention exactly when she wants it
Snacks she didn’t technically ask permission to eat
“helping”
Warm laundry
Being right

Pet Peeves

Being told no
Closed doors
Sharing things she’s already decided are hers
Unnecessary effort
Being moved from a perfectly good sleeping spot
Empty food bowls
Anyone questioning her methods

Sassy’s Favorites

Food

Whatever you’re eating. She wasn’t interested five minutes ago, but now that it’s yours, she’d like some – please and thank you!

Drink

Coffee, mostly because apparently everyone else gets one. Also anything left unattended long enough to become hers.

Music

Whatever fits her mood. She reserves the right to hate a song she loved yesterday and become obsessed with one she previously refused to listen to.

Places

Wherever she’s technically not supposed to be – the clean laundry pile, your side of the bed, the middle of whatever you’re working on, or directly in front of the screen.

Activity

“Helping” with whatever you’re trying to accomplish. Cleaning, decorating, working, planning – Sassy is always available to supervise, get in the way, take a nap on the supplies, and accept full credit when you’re finished.

Hobbies

Napping, people watching, stealing the good spot, interrupting productivity, demanding snacks, ignoring instructions, investigating things that aren’t her business, knocking things over, and doing exactly what she was just told not to do.